Sarcasm for Rover
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:35 am
For My Cousin Leanna who doesnt get it......
Leanna, you play golf and many law abiding citizens do, yet the FBI has a murder rate for those killed with golf clubs. Nobody needs golf clubs and banning them, taking them away from law abiding citizens will obviously save lives. I think that terrorist organisation the PGA which lobbies for the GOLF industry and pays politicians campaign money to build new courses in the name of recreation is a blight on america. Round up all the scary looking high tech drivers from law abiding citizens because some cretins kill people with them. It should only be legal to own putters because it is OBVIOUS that sand wedges and drivers are the problem. The framers of the constitution only understood wooden shafted clubs and balata balls, not the high tech hollow cast titanium clubs with flexable carbon fiber shafts designed to make clubs more lethal because it allows you to crush skulls faster and more effectively, Yes by god, scary golf clubs need to be banned because crimminals kill with them and I as a non golfer would sleep so much better after we pass sensible golf club laws....,
Leanna, you play golf and many law abiding citizens do, yet the FBI has a murder rate for those killed with golf clubs. Nobody needs golf clubs and banning them, taking them away from law abiding citizens will obviously save lives. I think that terrorist organisation the PGA which lobbies for the GOLF industry and pays politicians campaign money to build new courses in the name of recreation is a blight on america. Round up all the scary looking high tech drivers from law abiding citizens because some cretins kill people with them. It should only be legal to own putters because it is OBVIOUS that sand wedges and drivers are the problem. The framers of the constitution only understood wooden shafted clubs and balata balls, not the high tech hollow cast titanium clubs with flexable carbon fiber shafts designed to make clubs more lethal because it allows you to crush skulls faster and more effectively, Yes by god, scary golf clubs need to be banned because crimminals kill with them and I as a non golfer would sleep so much better after we pass sensible golf club laws....,