A glass of wine

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Rover
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A glass of wine

Post by Rover »

To my friends who
enjoy a glass of wine,
and those who don't ,
and are always
seen with a bottle of water
in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli,
(E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through
a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water
and be full of shit.

VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE
DRINK A LOT OF WATER
WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .

There is no need to thank me for
this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
JKR
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Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:01 pm

Re: A glass of wine

Post by JKR »

Yup. I always suspected it. My cousin Screwball used to say, “float a boat in it, build a bridge over it, but never, ever drink it”!!
dulcmr-man
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Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:07 pm
Location: Prescott, AZ

Re: A glass of wine

Post by dulcmr-man »

Well, I cannot say that wine (dry reds) make me shoot better. However, a glass of wine after a particularly poor session DOES does seem to help me deal with my poor performance. FWIE.

Dulcmrman
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