To my Democrat friends...

[Rover]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To the rest of you:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[1813benny]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To the rest of you:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

No animals were harmed in the generation of this message, but a couple of billion electrons were inconvenienced.

[siordian1]

I will bet a time of 2.5 hours for Rover to compose that message. Lets get a pool going.

[Rover]

Sorry, George. I plagiarized it.

[Isabel1130]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I personally will be celebrating the new year of shooting at the Phoenix Rod and Gun Club Desert Midwinter Match on 17-21 February 2016.

Can't wait to start of the new year right with one of the best matches in the country. :-).

[Rover]

See ya there, darlin'!

The weenies can freeze their ass in the dark while you bask in the warm Arizona sun with a pitcher of magaritas at your side.

[Barry]

Sorry, George. I plagiarized it.

Very Democrat of you. :)

[Isabel1130]

Sorry, George. I plagiarized it.

Very Democrat of you. :)

Not exactly. His only minor crime was a lack of attribution. :-)

[william]

Sorry, George. I plagiarized it.

Very Democrat of you. :)

Not exactly. His only minor crime was a lack of attribution. :-)

Yup! Rover's crimes are typically not minor.

[Rover]

Yeah, but I'll never tell.