A sad story!

[therider]

I met this lovely Austrian in december 2013.
It was love at first sight.
I loved the way she was sitting in front of me and I loved spending my free time with her.

However I did not like her fat rear side and I spent a lot of money with a renown specialist of “cosmethic surgery”, who removed material and added the right curves in the right places. It was a pleasure to squeeze her with my hand.

However in june I met an Italian and i started spending time with her. The Austrian was very quite, and even when I was rough and restless, she did’t react and/or make a move.
The Italian is completely different, ready to jump if i am not careful.
Also it is enough that I slightly contract a muscle and she goes off, with virtually no movement of my index finger!

At the beginning, I was seeing both of them, but, I swear, never at the same time!
First the Italian for at least one hour, then 15 minutes with the Austrian. It was tiring but I enjoyed it.

However this had become unsustainable, and now, after six months of this promiscuous relationship and all my friends accusing me that I was not serious and that I could not build a real serious relationship with any of them, she left me!

I have to say that I regret it a bit and I am a bit sad.

Three days ago LP10E left me for another man and I am now alone with MGH1.

[CamelNL]

Sad story and have the same. I also met a Italian, and I'm thinking of leaving my German girl.

[conradin]

Ever thought of dating a Swiss?

[Tycho]

The Swiss might have grown a bit old in the tooth...

[therider]

Ahah, conradin!
In the '90, when i was living in london, a joke came out during the campaign of the British newspapers against the possibility of the Euro materialising and further political union

Perfect Europa
The country where the policeman is British, the engineer is German, the cook is French, the lover is Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss.
The hell of Europe
The hell would be a Europe where the Policeman is German, the engineer is French, the cook is British, the lover is Swiss and EVERYTHING IS ORGANIZED BY THE ITALIAN!

So, how can you suggest that I should date a Swiss??????

By the way, the only true in the joke of the British newspapers is the the hell when italian remotely think at organising something! .... Even the daily shopping (not even weekly!!!)

Any way, to answer your question, yes....a Swiss is repeatedly coming to my dreams together with another Italian (from Tuscany)!
However everybody advices me not to do that and concentrate on a single gun. And may be they are right... See the grouping I got yesterday with my mgh1. The second series was much tighter , but spoiled by the last 4 shots, when the battery went off and I had to pull 3 times to release. ( I have set mgh1 so that the emergency mechanical trigger is disabled).

By the way, with the new exchange rate, I hope that Morini.ch moves the production to the Euro Zone,... Who will pay 20% more ??????

[Tycho]

No complaints here about the currency, everything just got 15% cheaper...

[therider]

I am sure of that! All people from Ticino will go shopping across the border.

[seamaster]

Is it true that your Italian girl rest much lower than your Austrian girl in your lap?

How much lower?

[therider]

I have not measured. Have a look at the pic