Come on down!

[Rover]

We've been trying to come up with new ways to entice you guys into coming to the Desert Midwinter. It isn't enough that you live in snow hell and it's 70 degrees here.

We're thinking about a new match to entice you. It would be a cheap fun Police L Match with an interesting prize to pique your interest.

The first place winner will receive a lap dance from a hairy naked oiled fat boy with flatulence.

We figure this will bring out guys like Alaway, Conradin, and a couple from Utah.

Will you be there?

[Sa-tevo]

An incentive to cross fire on the neighboring targets or staple the wrong repair center?

[Rover]

Hell, we get too much of that anyway!

[crankythunder]

works every time